Neophytus en Deusasteroidus: Hallucinogenic Dream Shorts
2XS
$91.00
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Mirror Land Atelier dream shorts for the neophyte landing party.
A black all-over print short marked with cyan UFO sigils, ritual beams, and asteroid-god energy. Built like beachwear, but meant as a hallucinated uniform: part swimwear, part signal garment, part holy object from the threshold.
Soft, lightweight, quick-drying, and strange enough for summer, sleep, streetwear, poolside rituals, or walking through Mirror Land pretending everything is normal.
Details:
• All-over cyan-on-black Mirror Land Atelier print
• Lightweight board-short cut
• Quick-drying fabric
• Side pockets and back pocket
• Elastic/adjustable waist
• Designed for threshold wear, summer heat, and alien devotion
• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz./yd.² ir (260 g/m²)
• Side pockets on both sides and a rear pocket with a flap
• Adjustable drawcord waistband for a perfect fit
• Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Neophytus en Deusasteroidus: Hallucinogenic Dream Shorts
$91.00
A black all-over print short marked with cyan UFO sigils, ritual beams, and asteroid-god energy. Built like beachwear, but meant as a hallucinated uniform: part swimwear, part signal garment, part holy object from the threshold.
Soft, lightweight, quick-drying, and strange enough for summer, sleep, streetwear, poolside rituals, or walking through Mirror Land pretending everything is normal.
Details:
• All-over cyan-on-black Mirror Land Atelier print
• Lightweight board-short cut
• Quick-drying fabric
• Side pockets and back pocket
• Elastic/adjustable waist
• Designed for threshold wear, summer heat, and alien devotion
• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz./yd.² ir (260 g/m²)
• Side pockets on both sides and a rear pocket with a flap
• Adjustable drawcord waistband for a perfect fit
• Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Size guide
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |